I hear you from all the way over there.
"You needed a what?!
NEEDED?!"
I get the confusion.
It's a little out of the ordinary.
I mean, I'm a suburban housewife.
I have two three-year-old kids.
I like to bake cookies.
I drool over purple vacuums at Costco.
I cut coupons and make grocery lists.
Regardless, I drive a lifted, lime green Jeep Rubicon that has 35" tires.
And that Rubicon now has a XRC-9.5 Gen 2 winch with synthetic line mounted onto the front bumper.
These are few reasons that I feel justify my latest purchase...
Why I Need a Winch
- Yanking out loose teeth
- Rescuing horses from quicksand
- Pulling my brother's truck out of the mud or whatever tiny hill it is stuck on
- Sledding fun!
- Fishing for great white sharks
- Zombie apocalypse
- Tightrope walking
- Demolition purposes
- Dragging the Cobra in and out of the garage
- Securing the Jeep to the house during the next hurricane
- Walking the dogs
- Practical jokes
- Stump removal
- Camping in a tent over the side of a cliff
- Cleaning out the chimney
- Rescuing cats from trees
- Flood insurance
- Ziplining
- Scaling volcanoes
- Temporary property boundaries
And those were just the top twenty that popped into my head.
I could have thought of at least 30 more, but I think I've made my point.
This winch was not just needed, it is a NECESSARY SURVIVAL TOOL.
So, now you know.
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