Below I have listed some of the highlights of the two full days of sitting in a parking lot, drinking...
Reservations :
Totally weren't allowed to reserve spots in the parking lots before paying, but we did
Rum Runners :
Caused passers-by to stop and beg for their cups to be filled with this insanely deceptive alcoholic beverage
Squawkers McCaw :
Our beloved fake parrot that seemed to be the center of attention at every waking moment
Drive-by/Walk-by Flashings :
By both males and females alike... None of these people were fun to look at
Coconut Bras :
Oddly found mostly on men
Golf Carts :
Is it illegal to drive a golf cart drunk if you are in a parking lot?
(Not that I did that, but it was definitely prevalent.)
Hotel Room and Breakfast :
At the end of each day, it was impossible to crawl in bed without showering all of the dirt, spilt beer/coke, sunscreen, smoke off
Sunburns :
"I think I'll be okay without sunscreen as long as I stay out of the sun." -Me and Mrs. Kathy
Drink Coozies :
Seriously, who invented those things? Awesome.
Beaded Necklaces :
Apparently important enough to do anything for
(Not me. I'd rather buy them later at the store.)
Blake and I have seen Jimmy Buffett twice in concert... It never gets old.
I'm always amazed by the devotion of his fans.
Seriously, they are all addicts... And it may or may not be a bad thing since Jimmy is pretty awesome.
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